Tuesday, December 13, 2005

well...

today was my last final, and it is a good feeling to be done. not so much just being done with finals, but also getting close to being done with this place. no more dumb shit kids who think they know everything about flying because they are in AS133. no more hearing riddle this and that crossing rwy 21L, and no more sausagefest get togethers. though i will miss the good guys i met here, and some of the ladies that i had the pleasure of meeting and what not. the absence of taking out loans next semester will be of great happiness for my parents and myself.

a few of my friends here have also seen the light, and are getting out also. i feel the best part of my leaving riddle flying is how i am up for my instrument checkride friday, as opposed to next summer. though i will continue to applaud those that decide they want to stay here, because it's you guys who keep this place in business, so people like me can leave. though for my friends that are staying, keep at it, i hope to fly with you guys one day, probably not airline, but a nice flight.

of the professors here that i've had, they were all pretty cool, some boring as ever...but at least they weren't assholes. this is the end of erby diddle airplane school for me, i am off to san jose state to pursue another degree, though i will keep flying. erby diddle somehow tarnished my joy of flying, but i am thankful for sky school for bringing much of it back to me, but i think airlines are out of my goals now. so long riddle rats.

Thursday, November 17, 2005

so here's something cool, one of you conservative dumbshits decided to cover our window with syrup and throw powered sugar or flour or whatever the hell it was all over it. damn, we must be in high school or something. everyday i see you conservative kids i just feel this "i need to get the fuck out of here" feeling, and it gets stronger everyday. your president better do something good for this world, because if he continues on this road, we're screwed in more ways than one. what else is pretty cool is how the admissions deparment censors my roomates journal entries here he referenced you guys (and/or girls) who syrup fucked our window. this school sucks.

in other news after submitting my housing contract withdrawl i will be subject to an exit interview where i will let the higher officials of this school know why this place is filled with so much discontent. i have never met this many people who have hated the school they go to so much. the problem lies in the mouths of those telling us this is the place to be, for the pilots at least. for engineers, you guys go to a good school, i see the projects you all do in the machine shop, impressive stuff. though it's different for us plane people, we are told this aviation degree is what we need to get ahead, that the EEERAAWWW name is what we need to be one step ahead of the competition. and quite a few of us bite into it, me included.

talk to other pilots, "well i did and they said erau is the best," well you happened to stumble across a hardcore erau grad. i should've listened when pilots said not to go here, because now i have sexy loans to payback as soon as i withdraw. i wont disagree that the aero sci degree here is good, but if thats what you want to learn, go right ahead. BUT YOU DON'T NEED TO HAVE AN AVIATION DEGREE TO BECOME A PILOT. major in something else, but if you're still dead set on getting a bs in bs, at least do a minor. keep your options open, you can fly anywhere, get a degree in something else incase your pilot career doesn't turn out right.

lastly i would like to touch upon the females at this school. bitches. quite a few of you, it's cool because many of the males are all over you, so you get a lot of attention and figure you can be a real bitch to guys who are genuinely nice, that's cool. there are few cool ones around, and for you cool ones, this beer is for you.

well my friends and foes, have a merry thanksgiving. btw, this school sucks. 4ish weeks left. yes.

Friday, October 28, 2005

an apology

i would like to apologize to the girl who i had discussed about being a "bitch ass bitch" in a previous post. today we had a lengthy conversation about what i said and what i felt that way, and how she felt. there was no sex, although there could have been, we talked and sorted the sortedness. later at some point i shall post again with more poop talk of this place you all call the top aviation school IN THE WORLD!!!~1!

Thursday, October 20, 2005

part 2

since i've been here in the summer, i have managed to stumble across a good deal of assholes at this school. you'd think that maybe, maybe since you're going to a school where hundreds of other kids that are there doing the same thing you are, you'd find a good amount of good people. this happened to be a misconception for myself, and quite a few others. i consider myself quite friendly and likeable, others may disagree but hey man that's cool.

in the summer we came being told we were going to the top flight school in the world, the harvard of the skies, the place to be if you want to be a pilot. as the summer left and the fall came in, i and a few others slowly realized what we were admitted into. there were some assholes and douche bags in the summer which was fine, but the fall was definitely a nut kicker to see how many little pricks i would be walking next to. the soccer players here are like the asshole football players from high school. ERAU pilots believe they are the best pilots in the world, and while that may sound good arrogance only gets you so far. my friend in his blue suv always gave me that "get the fuck out i'm coming to park" look on his face, and it was ten fold when his girl was with him. i gave my spot on one of the computers up for him so he could use it, he said thanks, but the next few times he was back to the i'm better than you stance.

what also scares me is the amount of people here who like to fantasize how when they go to airline interviews they can say "i flew at erby diddle bitch!" well good luck when no one gives a damn where you flew. i will agree that the training is good here, but there are multiple schools with good training. the problem with erau flying is it became very unfun for me, and has discouraged me greatly. but don't worry, i'm not alone, others feel the same.


yeah, no.

though these are some of my isolated cases, there are guys like this all over the place. you see them walking around, some of them even wearing erby diddle airplane school flight team shirts. it's sad that a school where many of us are here to do the same thing, we are jerks to our peers. the frat guys are only friends with you so you can rush and pledge, but if you don't accept the bid they dont care to talk to you anymore, but they will ask for help in physics.

so take care all you assholes, and i'm sure a bunch of you asshole are part of the retards who boo'd the comedian off stage because he was making fun of your retard president. in our lounge this was posted

discuss.

Wednesday, October 12, 2005

part 1

i figure this will be part one* of my dbags at erby diddle, so here we go.

*note in this entry images of people may, or may not be as accurate as desired, but in any case, this is what they look like to me.

today i decided that i should figure out how withdrawl from the school should work. the only nice person who talked to me today was the lady in housing, she's really nice. i proceeded to financial aid (because i had to take loans out to go here), to figure out how i do whatever happens with fin aid if you withdrawl. when i walked in, this character through the hole in the wall was talking to a friend it looked like. i had no idea what the withdrawl standard operating procedure was because i did not buy the sopa from the bookstore. here is what she looks like, if any of you see her on campus, give her my regards.


yeah i agree it's a good rendering, i'm an artist what can i say. anyways, i didn't know what was supposed to happen, didn't know if i could fill out papers now for withdrawl or what, but she had this bitch ass attitude about her, it's not my fault your ass is bleeding from the double stuff you got this morning slut so back off. i'm pretty friendly but this bitch was just too bitchy for me. i was told to go to records soon after, and i did.

in records a very nice girl told me to talk to the lady at the other end, so i went and asked her. she didnt want to look up, so i said "HI!" in nothing more than a friendly voice, only to bet met by her piercing glare as if she were asking "why the fuck are you here you asshole you pay my wages."


yeah you know what bitch, just tell me what to do about withdrawl and get on with your day. she told me i had to go to student success center. fine, so i went. there the two ladies were friendly, but when i said withdrawl their smiles turned upside down. and i finally got my answer.

i dont want to drag this post out too much, but i will shortly cover another bitch ass bitch who i see regularly. i had used to talk to this girl, but i dont know why she thinks she's all above me now. oooh just because you write your boring ass journal entries for the school doesnt mean you're above me. have any of you read those? yeah boring. i think maybe the only interesting one that isnt a god damn essay is that ben asshole. he looks like an asshole but at least he is interesting. just kidding ben i want to have your babies.

PART 2 will hopefully detail the assholes and dbags at this school. 7.5 OR LESS WEEKS LEFT!

Friday, September 30, 2005

yep yep, here's another one.



ahh quite the sweet sight to see when logging onto ETA. some of you may call me retarded for complaining about getting grounded, but wtf man, this system could be incredibly improved. how about instead of having a pay station, we pay at the end of our debrief right there with our instructor? by doing so, we would eliminate the groundings that occur, because the pay station is always conveniently open. plus we could leave the flight line sooner as well. the pay station sucks, it's alright talking to the cashier, i'd nail one of them, but that is besides the point.

what's also awesome now about scheduling is the 30% decrease or whatever the fuck it was in costs for flight training. yeah man i'm totally getting 3+ activities a week! I'M ALMOST DONE! yeah no, i'm hangin in there with an activity a week, in the past month i've had one week of three a week. my roomate has yet to get an instructor for multi. i hope one day everyone realizes that erau flight is just one big FBO with a bunch of new planes and sims that cost just as much as plane rental. and you and i are paying up the ass for it. you know which kids are halfway smarter than we are? the kids that fly off campus. what would get the the other half? going somewhere else for education and getting something OTHER than your precious aviation degree.

coming up next i will discuss the amount of tool bags and douche bags that attend this school, and why you shouldn't think you are top notch shit for flying at erby diddle airplane school.

Thursday, September 29, 2005

damn right i'm new, i'm leaving this semester.

when i first arrived here this year, in the summer, i stumbled across the links to my right on a website that provides great insight on industry from real pilots, not from riddle staff.

let me guess you're going to embry riddle because it's the place to be to become a pilot right? yeah that's cool, well what they didn't tell you was airlines and corporate charters could careless what your degree is in, or where you flew. and if you're still hardcore EEEE RAWWWW well i feel sorry for you. waste the money away.

this place is full of bs, and if you can't tell already by the other three blogsites, then i dont know who can help you. riddle sucks, and if you are denying it, it's because you don't want to accept the fact that you wasted all that time and money going here. more on riddle as this semester continues. yayyyyyyyyy.

also note, this blog may be a joint strike effort, so double posts may happen, and multiple stories may also be entered in here.